For those of you still paying attention, a grand experiment has failed. It started with trolling our own blog, and then trolling our own comments. Unfortunately, it appears that no amount of banter or controversy will drive traffic towards this website. With this in mind - and record sales dwindling - we have no choice but to post legitimate news.
To start the ball rolling, we'll let you in on a secret. In about ten days John's drums, the very ones used in the likes of Khantra, Insouciant, Do Nothing and FDJ will be going up on eBay to raise funds for Khantra's South American tour. Keep your eyes peeled.